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Ed. Note- Remember when I said if Obama won I would bring in attractive contributors? Here's the first one! As people contribute, their mini bios will be added to the contributors page up top. Servicey, right? Also, kudos Matt for covering Travolta without any Tom Cruise+Gay sex jokes. You are apparently a much better person than I am.
John, John, Johnny Boy? what happened? From dressing like a greaser to dressing in drag (a little too well mind you) you've fallen from the hearts of women everywhere. From tight leather to tight stilettos no wonder you took a dive. But let's take a closer look at why I'm obviously better than you:
- I don't have to team up with a tween pop idol (Miley Cyrus of all people) to try and salvage my career.
- I don't believe in a religion that tells half truths to celebrities in order to boost their conversion rates and exploit the people they say they care for.
- I've never, negligently, not treated or consider treatment my child's proven autism.
- No one has ever questioned, "How did a man who looks like the bastard lovechild of the Pillsbury doughboy and the Michelin Man manage to dominate Hollywood for so long?" in reference to me.
- I've never been in a film with talking babies.
- I don't have a plane runway in my backyard taking up valuable land space for more practical things. Hell I don't even have a backyard!
- I've never been "Punk'd"
- I have never, EVER, done what you have done in this video. Please witness the damage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy3IkXrgv3I
- I've never tried to save my already dwindling career with a movie named "Road Hogs"
- And why are you hugging this homeless man? People want to know!
Original source: http://peopleimbetterthan.wordpress.com/?p=238
