What To Do With 400 Peeps

I came into possession of these peeps earlier this year. I’ve eaten a couple, maybe three, packs of them all told. But other than that, they’ve mostly just sat there, taking up space. But anything I could tell you about them would belie the real issue here, and that is: what to do with 400 peeps?

Since they have just been sitting in a box, the retail box they are sold from no less, a peep strata has formed throughout. On the top are the very hard and stale peeps, in the middle are the semi-hard peeps which are almost as good as the fresh peeps, and on the bottom are the softest peeps. So I have a wide range of peeps at my disposal, from the traditional yellow peep, to purple bunny peeps, all of which range from super stale to super soft.

There is no way I can eat all these by myself without getting The Beetis, and while there are still some fresh ones in the stack, I’d like to try something a little different with them all. How often is it that you have 400 peeps at your disposal? So I ask of you, what is the most crazy, interesting, or even useful thing you can think of to do with 400 peeps? Maybe there’s something I could do with them for Thanksgiving, since it’s just a few days away at this point. A Peep casserole perhaps? Share with me your ideas!

There’s actually 405 peeps, but 400 just had a nicer ring to it.