Tonight while almost-power-walking on break, quite a few things ran thru my equally fast paced head. Keep in mind, all of this happend in the span of maybe 3 minutes. Maybe. And this wasn't even everything. Not even close.
- I hope this guy gets out of my way before I have to swerve around him. 5...4...3...2...1...Well played sir. Heard me coming.
- My glasses really look good on my face. I think I picked the perfect shape this time. And the color makes my eyes look nice and green. I should put pics on my blog.
- My ass looks really good in these pants, too.
- I really like the cut of this shirt. It doesn't make me look too busty.
- Oh my God, am I really that conceited that I can't stop thinking about myself? Better than thinking bad things about myself, though.
- I can't wait to go home and play with the dogs.
- I can't wait to go home home and see my parents. T-minus 3 days.
- Holy crap that came up fast. I need to buy Mom a b-day card.
- Oh man, that means that school is starting again soon. I think I'm really going to miss it this year.
- When am I EVER going to have time to apply to grad school?
- Good, thick hair runs in the family. I can't be going bald at 22. I'm going to try and stop thinking about it. It's just stress, it's just stress, it's just stress.
- Why do we lose hair as we stress out? Wouldn't it be better to keep that. One less thing to stress out about right? RIGHT?
- I can't believe how slow it has been at work tonight. Great. I jinxed it.
- I wonder if they will send me home early tonight. Probably not. They never do.
- I'm thirsty.
- I love ravioli. It is so filling. And tasty.
- I wonder if I should eat that nectarine in my bag when I get upstairs. Nah. Not if I'm not hungry.
- Wow. I really can't resist looking at myself in every, damn full length window. And there are TONS on this walk.
- Must. Resist. Checking. Out. Self.
- Hmmmm....those sprinklers are on over there. I hope these on this side (which are much, MUCH closer to me) don't decide to turn on all of a sudden.
- Uh oh. Gonna be late. Better book it. If only I hadn't caught my own eye in that window. Damn!
- Obama chose Biden. I'll have to look into his credentials. Doesn't really matter tho. No way in this life I'm voting for McCain.
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