I was talking to my dear friend Kate about people I'm better than, and she suggested I write about Kathy Griffin. I asked why, and she responded with, "Because everyone's better than Kathy Griffin."
- If someone were to call me a "Firecrotch" they would be inaccurate.
- My voice doesn't make people suicidal.
- I haven't been banned from The View.
- I've never dated Joey Fatone.
- I recycle.
- I've never been dumped by a billionaire.
- I wasn't in The Cable Guy.
- I've never had plastic surgery.
- I can control how fast I talk.
- I'm funny.
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