Dear lady smoker,
I want to tell you that you're not a completely unattractive person. I guess in a scale of 1 to 10, you would probably be like a 5 or 6. You aint Americas next top model, but you're not the Cryptkeeper either. I just want to warn you that the second you lit up, you lost some points there. I guess what I'm trying to say is that smoking makes you look ugly.
For some reason, when women smoke, it makes them look a little bit cheap and unattractive. And by a little, I mean by a lot. I equate smoking to wearing a tube top or bad make up, it just doesn't look good. The only way smoking looks good is if an extremely attractive woman does it. Sorry, but you're not that good looking to start off. For example,
Smoking only looks good if the woman smoking is already hot, wouldn't you agree? Fugly only gonna look fuglier and slutty gonna look cheap. I'm not saying you should feel bad that you're not a supermodel, in fact, I prefer people to be average, just like me. All I'm saying is that if you're average lookin (like the majority of us), then you shouldn't smoke.
Now before I get you all upset and call me sexist, I have to say that smoking affects men in the same way! An attractive man chillin at the bar will instantly look less attractive once he puts a cigarette in his mouth. Also, having a cigarette in your hand makes you look stupid, like you got some problems with your fingers. And don't get me started about the douchebaggery of having an unlit ciggie on your ear like a pencil.
In conclusion, please stop smoking because it makes you look ugly. And if you a butterface, then by all means, get you some nicorette.
Sincerely, Me.
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