Decorating for Halloween...White Trash Style

I love Halloween! WIth the economy in the toilet now, I'm been busy as a one-legged woman in an ass-kickin' contest trying to come up with frugal yet fun ways to decorate.

If you are like me and cannot at this time afford to go to Big Ruby's Happy Hollidays Deco Store, then here are some great ideas that I've come up. I've found stuff around my house that I can use and thus, not spend a penny on store-bought decorations. I have become a regular White Trash Trailerpark dwellin' Martha Stewart.

Feel free to steal any of these ideas.

Got kids? Grandkids? Any kids around? Head to their toy box. I found some really useful things in my friend's little girl's toy chest.

HANGIN ELMO

SCARY!!!!Don't have an Elmo? No problem! This is even scarier if you have a Baby Alive or American Girl doll. Use your imagination and hang up something unusual

.Got 2 or more Elmos? Here's another great idea.....

I know what y'all are saying right now. That's just too damn scary. So, if you think Removing Elmo's Head is too frightening for your guest, you may choose just to remove Elmo's hand. Not as scary but still gives goosebumps.

While rummaging around in the Little Tykes toy box, I came up with another super-dooper-guaranteed- to -bring- screams idea.....UNHOLY DOLLIESAll that you need for these heart-attack-inducing dolls are any kind of doll (baby dolls are the best, though) white chalk, and a black magic marker. If you are really creative, you may, also, use some catsup and make the dollies "bleed". If you're guest are really sick and unbalanced, get a baby doll that drinks and wets. There are even dolls now that "poop". Water down the catsup, pull off doll's head and fill the body cavity with the watered down catsup. This is also a good (sick ) way to play the old game, Hot Potato. Instead of dropping the "hot potato", the loser squeezes the doll too hard and makes it have bloody bowel movements. Kids love this game!!!!!

Here is a terrific outside idea. I, only, recommend this for people who are planning on painting there house soonor are card carrying Satanist

DISCLAIMER: Trailerparkbarbie is not responsible for your house still looking like this at Christmas. Please decorate responsibly.

While taking a break from painting my trailer, I got another fab idea. CHICKEN IN A TREE! BOO? NO...COCK-A-DOODLE-BOO!!!!!!

Disclaimer: TPB is not responsible for any fainting, falling, or heart failures induced by Cock-a-Doodle-Boo. Please be responsible when putting fowl in your trees. Please remove chicken/rooster from tree within 24 hours.

Bwahahahha......just imagine the looks on your guests (or trick-or-treaters) faces, when out of no where, they hear a screeeching rooster or hen noise coming from above!!!!!!

One more idea and then I'm off to decorate some more.

Don't have a fog machine but wanna have the look of one? No problem! Invite all of your friends and family who smoke cigarettes, cigars, bongs, crack, or whatever. Seat them all together and when a visitor or trick-or-treater stops by........VIOLA!