The media. A pain in the arse. But yet, necessary.
You may be aware, Here in Australia we are currently suffering the worst natural disaster in our history.
So far, 181 people have perished in our bush fires. 1000 odd homes have been destroyed, And the particular state has had most of it’s natural vegetation burnt.

BUT. The prats in the national media companies have decided that some American slut that gets beaten by another American is the top story. Instead of the deliberately lit fires….
May I ask, With all due respect. How the fuck did this happen? Did they honestly think that Rihanna being beaten by someone is in more important than the biggest ever natural disaster to ever hit this country? It is only dwarfed by the Darwin bombings of WWII.

You can jam this story up your arse. Nobody, in their right mind gives a shit about Rhianna. Look at her; She is a tart:

“Slapper.”
So. I ask you. In future, What is more important? Celebrities with a bit of a black eye, Or a huge, arson lit fucking bushfire? That’s right, The celebrity news doesn’t deserve to be classed as “News” .
Next time I turn on my news. I expect to see giant balls of fire sweeping across scrub land, Not a picture of Chris Brown or the slapper. Fuckheads.
Apparently though. Rihanna needs plastic surgery! Good news. I actually applaud what Chris did. Maybe it was retaliation for all of Rihanna’s poor music? Unlikely, From what I know, his music is no better.
Ha ha ha. It’s a double whammy! Stop making shockingly bad music, and put real news on the TV!
Got a problem? Been in the Victorian bush fires? TomThePom@Englandmail.com
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